I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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