covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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