The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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