So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
third nipple confirmed
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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