ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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