So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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