Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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