she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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