this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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