he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i will never coherently bang her
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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