i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
