I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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