How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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