she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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