You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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