do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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