my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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