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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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