Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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