Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
