Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
