So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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