It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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