im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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