She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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