so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
