So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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