the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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