got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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