its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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