i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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