Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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