Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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