At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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