Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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