Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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