I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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