After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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