it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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