I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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