Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wish life had little blips of pornography
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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