# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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