I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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