everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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