I wish i was in the wii world.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If its not for food we ain't going out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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