That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize