i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize