this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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