Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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