Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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