Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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