So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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