Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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