JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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