he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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