what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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