Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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