WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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